bacon is delicious
you can put it on things
it's made from pork belly
you can put it on pork belly
full of umami, my mommy made it with eggs
like vitamins you should eat it on the regs'
put it on a burger, totally classic
Vlasic pickle and cheese,
but really it goes with everything
and so! ever just wanted to have it on you
just in case a craving comes before you meet
that blond dude for fondue...
YEAH!
no, I mean, literally have it on you
on your body...
CHORUS: (sung)
bacon suits are made outa bacon
tasty when you're on the go no fak'n
wear a hog tie if you wanna dress up right
wear bacon on your body tonight
that's right
They're totally awesome
But you can guess one must take some precautions
many people really really love a bit of snout
and it can be dangerous tryin' to wear your suit out
now it's not your fault if you're assaulted for the curing salted
bacon on your body, just beware
if you're get'n a long stare by a person
and they approach you maybe try a diversion
(diversion improv)
but the grisly-ness of your meat-suit has power
I was once chased around Chicago for an hour
in this case another method must be used
I call it lighting a cigarette and vomiting on yourself...