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Written for Chase, Colby, and Macey Colvin

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Ninjitsu unleashed upon your shiatsu's leash
because i don't like the way it's eyeball'n my quiche!

sheesh, seriously, people and puppies beware
there are four American ninjas somewhere…

ninja's in America just don't even care

we’ve got serious beefs, with credit card companies
cable providers, anyone with hidden fees

threaten anybody that’s up to no good
by throw’n throwing stars into nearby wood!

I number my ninjas so that i can keep track
ninja 1, go chop that dudes sandwich in half

we cook, we clean, sing perfectly in tune
look out for ninjitsu in your kitchen soon!

helpful, modern, like the long arm of outreach
we volunteer to wreck people secretly

don’t even accept payment for the pain downpour
ninja 4, throw that dudes papers on the floor

once paid off a butler with cutlery we found
then proceeded to sautee our supper without a sound

super stealthy and wealthy with skills,
we kill in the kitchen, way ahead on our bills

professional at puzzles, riddles and rhymes,
we even make origami notes sometimes

ride horses, fix cars, use words like thrice
been known to time travel just to kill people twice

chill a drink by staring it down, no ice!
Nobody haggles better ways get the best price!

Community outreach, we make our own clothes
Brew our own beer, recycle and compost

consistently vote, totally vegan diets
we run a non-profit teaching people to be quiet

totally chill, never get excited.
If you need us and have a signal fire, light it

or just call this number...

CHORUS:

We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Great at folding pastries in the night
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Lace a sole like crazy ‘til it’s right

We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
The tastiest oldies lazy with a knife
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Chase, Colby, Macey, and Steinomite

Verse 2:

That’s right, we speak in code, and we bake
Pastries maybe, I guess you wouldn’t know
We may make bread, or pizza, maybe might
Deep fry, but could they be full of poison? Oh!

celebrities think we’re a cool club and wanna join
we once put Chuck Norris in a walker to prove a point

when we don’t have a mission we just all parkour
in the middle of the night with or without a fight

subtract numbers with or without a minus
they’d make us a reality show if they could find us

scuba dive with no gear
paralyze you with fear
drive cool cars
use our minds to stear

Put Jean-Claud Van Damme into a ham
And baked him for thanksgiving this year!

Just kidding, we always kid, ask chase…
BUT BELIEVE EVERYTHING WE SAY JUST IN CASE!

CHORUS:

We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Great at folding pastries in the night
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Lace a sole like crazy ‘til it’s right

We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
(gibberish)
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Chase, Colby, Macey, and Steinomite

We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Wait for boldy crazy night lights
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Fate has told me Swayze had it right

We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Wasteful only lazy in the light
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Chase, Colby, Macey, and Steinomite

Ninjas (ad libs)

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from By Request: Volume One, released September 7, 2015

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