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Ninjas
03:58
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Ninjitsu unleashed upon your shiatsu's leash
because i don't like the way it's eyeball'n my quiche!
sheesh, seriously, people and puppies beware
there are four American ninjas somewhere…
ninja's in America just don't even care
we’ve got serious beefs, with credit card companies
cable providers, anyone with hidden fees
threaten anybody that’s up to no good
by throw’n throwing stars into nearby wood!
I number my ninjas so that i can keep track
ninja 1, go chop that dudes sandwich in half
we cook, we clean, sing perfectly in tune
look out for ninjitsu in your kitchen soon!
helpful, modern, like the long arm of outreach
we volunteer to wreck people secretly
don’t even accept payment for the pain downpour
ninja 4, throw that dudes papers on the floor
once paid off a butler with cutlery we found
then proceeded to sautee our supper without a sound
super stealthy and wealthy with skills,
we kill in the kitchen, way ahead on our bills
professional at puzzles, riddles and rhymes,
we even make origami notes sometimes
ride horses, fix cars, use words like thrice
been known to time travel just to kill people twice
chill a drink by staring it down, no ice!
Nobody haggles better ways get the best price!
Community outreach, we make our own clothes
Brew our own beer, recycle and compost
consistently vote, totally vegan diets
we run a non-profit teaching people to be quiet
totally chill, never get excited.
If you need us and have a signal fire, light it
or just call this number...
CHORUS:
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Great at folding pastries in the night
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Lace a sole like crazy ‘til it’s right
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
The tastiest oldies lazy with a knife
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Chase, Colby, Macey, and Steinomite
Verse 2:
That’s right, we speak in code, and we bake
Pastries maybe, I guess you wouldn’t know
We may make bread, or pizza, maybe might
Deep fry, but could they be full of poison? Oh!
celebrities think we’re a cool club and wanna join
we once put Chuck Norris in a walker to prove a point
when we don’t have a mission we just all parkour
in the middle of the night with or without a fight
subtract numbers with or without a minus
they’d make us a reality show if they could find us
scuba dive with no gear
paralyze you with fear
drive cool cars
use our minds to stear
Put Jean-Claud Van Damme into a ham
And baked him for thanksgiving this year!
Just kidding, we always kid, ask chase…
BUT BELIEVE EVERYTHING WE SAY JUST IN CASE!
CHORUS:
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Great at folding pastries in the night
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Lace a sole like crazy ‘til it’s right
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
(gibberish)
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Chase, Colby, Macey, and Steinomite
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Wait for boldy crazy night lights
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Fate has told me Swayze had it right
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Wasteful only lazy in the light
We are ninja’s ninja’s ninja’s
Chase, Colby, Macey, and Steinomite
Ninjas (ad libs)
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Robots
03:04
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What do they want?
the robots in my house
i made them out of lego's
the robots in my house
maybe they can be ballerina's like my sister and i
maybe i can teach them how to fly...a kite
maybe i can teach them taekwondo, i don't know
maybe they will like my favorite shows...
maybe we can start a band, bang'n pots and pans
cook or read a book or...
we just wanna dance
ROBOTS JUST WANNA DANCE
AND PLAY THE SYNTHESIZER
they just wanna dance
the robots in my house
i made them out of legos
these robots in my house
maybe we can releve
into a plie
do si do
hammer time
we just wanna dance
ROBOTS ARE TRY'N TO GET DOWN
TO GET DOWN TO GET DOWN
they just wanna dance with us
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Bacon
02:28
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bacon
kinda want some
bacon
bacon is delicious
you can put it on things
it's made from pork belly
you can put it on pork belly
full of umami, my mommy made it with eggs
like vitamins you should eat it on the regs'
put it on a burger, totally classic
Vlasic pickle and cheese,
but really it goes with everything
and so! ever just wanted to have it on you
just in case a craving comes before you meet
that blond dude for fondue...
YEAH!
no, I mean, literally have it on you
on your body...
CHORUS: (sung)
bacon suits are made outa bacon
tasty when you're on the go no fak'n
wear a hog tie if you wanna dress up right
wear bacon on your body tonight
that's right
They're totally awesome
But you can guess one must take some precautions
many people really really love a bit of snout
and it can be dangerous tryin' to wear your suit out
now it's not your fault if you're assaulted for the curing salted
bacon on your body, just beware
if you're get'n a long stare by a person
and they approach you maybe try a diversion
(diversion improv)
but the grisly-ness of your meat-suit has power
I was once chased around Chicago for an hour
in this case another method must be used
I call it lighting a cigarette and vomiting on yourself...
CHORUS
bacon suits are made outa bacon
no way
yes way
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Spinners
02:46
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go to the gym
spinners on my weights
out to dinner put
spinners on my plates
out at the club
put a spinner on my date
american express card
spinners on my interest rates
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next morn'n put'n
spinners on my eggs
girl you look'N good with
spinners on your legs
spinner pants
spinner hat
spinner watch
wallet
jeans
paper
showerhead
what you want?
spinner cat
spinner for dessert
spinner eyeball'n me
put'n a spinner on my shirt
i'm so spinny.
you never seen it this tight
mag wheels flashy like a mag light
like a star when i roll up
on a basketball and roll it
still rol'n with a spinner own it (on it)
spinner on my doorknob
spinner on my dvd
spinner on my younger brother
everything i see
CHORUS:
spinn'n my rims
just spinn'n my rims
look'n so tight when i
spin 'em at the gym
i ride clean playa
look'n mean playa
spin my rims fast
like every daya
i'm all custom
straight dope style
ppl be like
that dude look'n wil' (wild)
that dude so fresh
com'n so clean
i put spinners on everyTHING
hm...ya'll got some unique whips
i got spinners on my finger tips
on my tv
on my toothbrush
on my landlady
on that schoolbus
on my pencil
on my elbow
i got spinners on the spinners on my pillows!
spinner sandwich
spinner bluetooth
spinner grandfather clock from the turn of the century
insert:
milk
tree
stop sign
toilet bowl
phone
your phone
neighbor
juggler
spinner kleenex
spinner toilet paper
spinner on a biscuit
on a business card
on a tree on a shoe on a desk
on a pen, these scissors
this cable piece of paper
lamp shade bar of soap
microwave radio
microphone
picture frame total stranger
spinners on spinners on spinners on...
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